The Late Audrey Hepburn Pimpin' The Gap

[Gemini Cricket]

Dear Brad,

Thank you for your e-mail regarding our Keep It Simple advertising
campaign. We always want to know how our advertising is being received,
and your comments are appreciated.

We have several different campaigns a year, and each one is designed to
target various segments of our consumer base. We regularly evaluate our
ads for effectiveness and reach because we want to make sure our
advertising is appropriate for our customers and our brands. Feedback
like yours is an important part of this process, and we have forwarded
your concerns to the marketing managers who are responsible for these
decisions. We are sure they will be interested to hear your thoughts on
this matter as well.

Again, thanks for bringing your concerns to our attention. We hope you
will continue to let us know how we are doing.

Sincerely,

Walter
Customer Service Consultant
custserv@gap.com

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Translation for those of you who don't speak Corporate-ese:

Dear Brad,

Fu ck off. Cary Grant is next, you bastard.

Sincerely,

Walter
Customer Service Consultant
custserv@gap.com