The Late Audrey Hepburn Pimpin' The Gap

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Heh - reminds me of letters from Disney - Paul Pressler lives!

Dear Chris,
Thank you for your letter regarding your disatisfaction in us cancelling Snow White An Enchanting Musical. As Walt Disney said, 'Disneyland will never be complete as long as there's imagination left in the world'. And this is no truer then as it is today. As we bulldoze Fantasyland Theatre to install Build-A-Princess-Whore for our young female guests to dress up as their favorite Disney idol with their unattainable figures, we look back to the days when Walt Disney himself said, 'To all who come to this happy place: Welcome.' You are welcome at Disneyland at all times.
When seeing us on your next visit, please stop by our newly upgraded attraction: "Pirates of the Caribbean: Where's Johnny?' Be sure to visit our many gift stores and remember that Main Street USA is always open one hour after park closing hours.

Sincerely,
Lindsey Nagel
Disneyland Corporate Shill