Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show

[Ghoulish Delight]

I don't mind poodles...if they aren't clipped in that idiotic french cut, which of course they all are. Then you've got your variety of asian breeds, with the faces that look like they've spent their lives running into a wall. There's the Neapolitan Mastiff, that's black, with huge frightening jowels, it's lips drooping so you see it's blood red gums, its eyes bloodshot like some sort of demon's. Bull Terriers with their "egg shaped" muzzles that for some reason bug me. Shih Tzu's which aren't too bad, but are always displayed with that stupid hair tie that gives them the '80s top-of-the head pony tail. Cocker Spaniels who have their backs shaved, but everything below knee height ridiculously long. Okay, I could go on like this for a while. So many breeds, and grooming standards, just look so bleeding ridiculous to me that I can't watch it for very long.