Can we talk about porn?

[innerSpaceman]

What happens to your porn when you die?







I no longer have any children running about who might discover my porn stash, or any planned planted porn leaks.

But what about my loved ones post-my-mortem? I don't really want them discovering what a degenerate I was. (I mean, specifically.)


I keep my old-school, physical-realm porn in a suitcase that bears this legend in bold type on the cover:

Originally Posted by iSm's Porn Stash

If I turn up dead, please throw away this case without opening it.
Yes, this note just makes you want to look inside all the more, but if you wish to honor my memory, you won't do it.
If curiousity should get the better of you, I won't care ('cause, after all, I'm dead), but you'll be sorry you couldn't resist.

Do you think something like that would have the desired deterrent effect? Would you open the case if you found it after my demise?

zapppop says whoever finds it will open the case, but I'm not so sure. And what about my cyber porn that's all over my computer? There's no deterrent message when you boot up my hard drive (insert double entendre here.)

What can be done to protect one's legacy of honor and integrity vis-a-vis our pornography collections? Shouldn't there be some kind of mortuary service that comes in with a paper shredder and computer tools?


I almost want to dispose of all my porn now.


but I'm not dead yet.