Best and worst gifts

[Alex]

My wallet is already too full of stuff I have to carry around with me for me. All the slots are filled and some double filled.

Besides does whoever it is that gave me the card (I have no recollection) really want to be saddled with the cosmic record of having purchased me, for my birthday or Christmas (or maybe it was for that Web site I helped with), two bags of cat litter and a couple rolls of paper towels.

No, better that when they stand before the Pearly Gates and St. Peter (or whoever it is that stands there) asks them to justify themself they are able to say "I once gave Alex $30 to spend at Wal-Mart with which he may have bought something that brought him great personal enjoyment" than "I once purchased for Alex $30 dollars worth of cat litter and he spent the next month scooping poop out of it."

Really, by not using that card I am saving somebody's soul.