Best and worst gifts

[Alex]

Actually, I haven't been to our mailbox in months (Lani checks the mail when she gets home from work) and I live in an apartment complex with a communal mailbox and no way to give the card to him unless I stand around waiting for her. Plus, tipping mailmen is stupid. As soon as they start tipping me for a well designed online billpay application I'll start tipping them for doing their job.

But I understand what you're saying. PM me your address. Next time I open my nightstand and see the card (could be months; I'm only reminded of its existence because I hid Lani's present in the drawer over the weekend) maybe I'll mail it to you.

Now that we've resolved that issue, how about the B&N card that is in the drawer with the Wal-Mart card?

As for the phrase "love to shop," that is a concept as foreign to me as "I feel god's benevolent presence."