Tigger attack, or brat kid?

[Alex]

Then odds are nothing will come of it.

In Orlando they hyped it all day in their news teaser. So we stayed up to watch the local news (and I don't even watch the local news for my own local) and when the story came it was:

"Dad said hours later that Tigger assaulted his kid. They haven't answered our calls, nor have they turned over the video. But do you remember that a couple years ago we got to make a lot of jokes about Tigger when he was accused (and acquitted) of groping some woman. We'll show you video of that."

Literally (that's for you Jennie), if presented with the opportunity to eradicate local news programs or child rape from the planet I would have to think for a few moments.

I'd feel bad for all those raped children, but at least we'd never hear "is breathing killing you right now? More at 11" again.