Put on the cuteness blast shield for this one

[Disneyphile]

Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl

I'm not sure I even want to know *how* you find this stuff!!! That's just evil....

I was at a bonfire once where people were (drunkenly) singing it and I joined in. There are many, many verses. If you do a search, you can find about 100+ extra verses for it. One even involves Bullwinkle.

[Strangler Lewis]

Re the lyrics: Many years ago I worked a temp job at a warehouse with a fellow who actually said, "Hell, I'd f*** a snake if you held it's head." I'm not even sure we were all talking about sex at the time, but he said it.