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		 That always leaves me in a dilemma, do I really want to dig *that* out of their mouth? or pretend it didn't happen? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
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		 I usually opt for "pretend it didn't happen."  I don't want to snatch re-moistened poo any day of the week.  The dog will be fine.  Maybe toss him a greenie and let him go on his way. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 But then you have a greasy microwave.  Unless you're buying that precooked bacon stuff.  Eeewwww. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Yeah- I would rather have grease in the oven than in the microwave or on me. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 The command "Drop it" works on a few dogs.  the one's it doesn't work on, I just let them eat it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 How well does "Drop it" work when they got a maw-full of boob? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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