Jury Duty

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Morrigoon

All this fart talk makes me think of an interesting question... with my stomach issues, it can hit me at any time and leave me stuck in the restroom for extended periods (read: hours) of time. I wonder if telling them that would get me excused?

You might get tossed just because no one wants to hear anyone talk about their bowel problems.

<PSA> Please, if you have IBS or other disgusting problems, keep them to yourselves. Coworkers, friends, and people standing behind you in line at various public places will think better of you for it.

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