Bacon is meat candy.

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Snowflake

Hmmmm, wanting a BLAT now, thick wheat bread smeared with mayo, thick slices of bacon, tomato and avocado and green leaf lettuce.....

Wow. Other than the mayo, not a thing in that sandwich that I think belongs in a sandwich (never eat bacon, tomato, or avocado; don't like lettuce on sandwiches).

I think I'd eat a stray cat poop sandwich first. At least that would have good storytelling afterwards.