Hunter S. Thompson

[DwoernAdale]

"Don't take any guff from these swine," I yelled. "Remember, if you have any trouble you can always send a telegram to the Right People."

"Yeah...Explaining my Position."

I always loved that one. An old friend and I used to holler this at each other at odd times and in odd places. It always cracked us up, and confused those around us who weren't 'in the know'. Good times.