Someone hit my f*cking new car!!!

[Betty]

I must share my sad car story. Now - I know that I drive a "Mom" car...er van... with my Pontiac Montana. But it's a lovely dark green and all pretty inside with bells and whistles and a ton better then the sad old van I used to drive.

Came out one morning to find that one of the side doors had been kicked repeatedly and was bent in. I was so sad. I could see the stupid footprints on the side. Not too big - 2 different prints - kids I assume. Stupid damn kids. (Stay off my lawn!)

Even worse was the next night they came back and climbed up the front, up to the windshield and then on top, and then walked to the back and jumped off.

Ever since then I've parked in the driveway. We live in a nice neighborhood. When I lived in a crappy neighborhood this didn't happen... although with the old van maybe it did and I never would have noticed because of it's sorry state.