Need Ideas: Ken Wants to Audition for "Survivor"

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan

Can't he also paddle one of Davy Crockett's Explorer Canoes? Climb to the top of Tarzan's treehouse? Spin a teacup? Survive an encounter with a yeti? Leap over double strollers in a single bound? Tell a hapless family what time the 3:00 parade is? Sail the high seas with Captain Jack Sparrow? Get thrown into the Briar patch and come out without a scratch?

Heehee, too bad the show isn't on ABC.

If I were doing this, I'd demonstrate knowledge of previous Survivor seasons, and mention mistakes that others made that you won't repeat.