Complaint Department - Page 7

Prudence · 02-19-2007, 08:35 PM

We actually did drive in rush hour traffic the last time we were down there. It was many times better than any recent commute up here.

Today's complaint:

Kids who clog up mall hallways by skidding hither and yon on their wheelie shoes should be shot, and their indulgent parents' heads mounted on pikes in the food court to serve as a warning to others.

Ghoulish Delight · 02-19-2007, 08:40 PM

When service people give you a time window in which they are supposed to arrive, why do they wait until AFTER THE WINDOW to inform you they'll be late when they know damn well before the window passes that they'll be late.

lindyhop · 02-19-2007, 09:10 PM

Why did Saturn design my car so rainwater collects on the trunk lid and then drips directly into the trunk when you open it? It's the lamest piece of engineering I've ever seen.

Why does my company deploy software before testing all the kinks and making sure the users are fully trained? And why do I even ask?

BarTopDancer · 02-19-2007, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lindyhop

Why does my company deploy software before testing all the kinks and making sure the users are fully trained? And why do I even ask?

When did you start working in my office?

Ghoulish Delight · 02-19-2007, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by lindyhop

Why does my company deploy software before testing all the kinks and making sure the users are fully trained? And why do I even ask?

As a test engineer by trade...it's all the developers' and marketing people's fault.

DreadPirateRoberts · 02-19-2007, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

As a test engineer by trade...it's all the developers' and marketing people's fault.

As a developer, users *are* the best testers.

Alex · 02-19-2007, 10:43 PM

As a designer if you'd all just do it the way you were told to do it, all would be fine.

BarTopDancer · 02-19-2007, 10:47 PM

As a tech support specialist if you would allow users who have some grasp of the program test it before releasing the program to the masses (most of who are technically challenged) it would allow us to concentrate on the larger issues.

Cadaverous Pallor · 02-19-2007, 10:50 PM

So it's everyone's fault.

Not Afraid · 02-19-2007, 11:16 PM

As a marketing person, make the best of it, it's for your own good.

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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	When service people give you a time window in which they are supposed to arrive, why do they wait until AFTER THE WINDOW to inform you they'll be late when they know damn well before the window passes that they'll be late. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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02-19-2007, 09:10 PM	#63
lindyhop Swing Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 997	Why did Saturn design my car so rainwater collects on the trunk lid and then drips directly into the trunk when you open it? It's the lamest piece of engineering I've ever seen. Why does my company deploy software before testing all the kinks and making sure the users are fully trained? And why do I even ask? __________________ Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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02-19-2007, 10:43 PM	#67
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	As a designer if you'd all just do it the way you were told to do it, all would be fine.
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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	As a tech support specialist if you would allow users who have some grasp of the program test it before releasing the program to the masses (most of who are technically challenged) it would allow us to concentrate on the larger issues. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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02-19-2007, 10:50 PM	#69
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02-19-2007, 11:16 PM	#70
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	As a marketing person, make the best of it, it's for your own good.
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