Easter Candy is Evil

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Clearly you have not been eating the right tamales. That's all I have to say.

[mousepod]

Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

Clearly you have not been eating the right tamales. That's all I have to say.

I think she's talking about "tomalley", the digestive gland.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by mousepod

I think she's talking about "tomalley", the digestive gland.

Oooooh.

Tamale:

Spoiler:

Tomalley:

Spoiler:

Biiig difference.

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by mousepod

I think she's talking about "tomalley", the digestive gland.

thank you!!!!!!! I never knew there was a spelling difference.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

thank you!!!!!!! I never knew there was a spelling difference.

Blame that on Americans' inability to pronounce "tamale" correctly.

[Jazzman]

Mmm... Reese's Eggs. They’re like individually wrapped peanut buttery orgasms...

Ahem, uh, yeah, anyway. Dig the Easter candy. When I was a kid in Sunday school (I think I was five or six) we were given paper and crayons and told to draw a picture of Easter. Well, I apparently missed the actual instructions dictating pictures of The Easter, and when we all finished and everyone held up little kid drawings of Jesus rising, rocks being rolled away, etc. I was the only one holding up a drawing of me, and a basket full of purple plastic grass, with a chocolate bunny that was missing an ear. Yep, for Little Jeffrey, Easter was all about the candy. Christ rose to save our sweets.

Oh, and I, being a Jelly Bean aficionado, love this time of year for its explosion of all sorts of varieties of beans. It's like a world full of little pieces of heaven.

[Jughead P. Jones]

Originally Posted by Jazzman

Oh, and I, being a Jelly Bean aficionado, love this time of year for its explosion of all sorts of varieties of beans. It's like a world full of little pieces of heaven.

Normally, I'm not a huge jelly bean fan (unless there are green ones, in which case, I will promptly eat them all up), but I have to admit, the special edition Easter jellybeans that come in yellow, blue, pink and purple are addictive!

[mousepod]

Originally Posted by Jughead P. Jones

Normally, I'm not a huge jelly bean fan...

Huge jelly beans make me choke.




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