For Men Only: Old School at the Urinal?

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

"no matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last drop goes in the pants"

I can't help but add that this little rhyme would sound better with more syllables. How about this:

No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last drop of pee goes into the pants.

That'll be 5 bucks, thank you for your business.

Otherwise, I'm finding this thread very educational.