Happy Birthday, Not Afraid!

[NirvanaMan]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

I hope the puppies treat you right today, I'll do my best to to the same tonight

Lisa, you better watch out. I think Chris is planning to pee on your leg or something.




Ode to a NotAfraid

Though a story, you may never actually finish
or get to the point of

A cell phone conversation
but mostly we hear voices above

a mobile phone gains signal mega-high
when reaching for the big blue sky

Text messages that don't make sense (?)
and posts that read like sirp93sey liperp00l

Boobs we all have seen, and will gladly see again
Scars, black and blue nipples, forever entertain her friends

The party thrower most supreme
even if her evil cats will make you bleed
sets a scene that go-ers will narry forget
with bacon and cocktails that help you ignore all the pets

The parties so fierce and hosting so grand
mind she does not when flutes are severed in two
one part in mouth, one part in hand

A toast is proposed
with water most bubbly
though husbands have you many
and gays surround you with joy
this toast for the happiest of birthdays
is from your one and only pool boy