Are you glass half empty or glass half full?

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Depends on my mood, I suppose.

On bad days I will see the glass as half spilt on my pants. And on good days I see the glass as half spilt on somebody else's pants. When I am nostalgic I see the chalice as half filled with hemlock (and I must remember to repay the total sum of one c*ck to my friend, Asclepius.) I can be critical as well, and on those days I see the glass as half-assed.

But, when it comes down to it -- I am an optimist at heart and I see the glass as half filled (with milk & Ovaltine). My Lord, how I do love my Ovaltine.


Parenthetically -- I noticed after posting my Socrates quote had been censored! Haha! Let's try something else ...

Jesus from Luke 22:34 -- "I tell you the truth, this very night, before the **** crows you will deny me three times."