To the man lurking in the shadows of that shady parking lot I walk by:

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

What's with the creepy men observing EH1812?

Miss Hodgkins, do invest in a Rottweiler or some other sort of large guard dog.

If only I had space for one. I'd love a dog. I've got this large resource in my head of names I want to give all the pets I plan on having someday.

If I don't get a dog eventually, I might just end up with kids called Creature Feature, Cafall, Pantalaimon, and Kitty Love Muppet. Poor kids!