The Oscars

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Lina! "I can't stannum!"

I can't make love to a BUSH! tee-hee! OK so I am not completely crazy.

Originally Posted by mhrc4

how many times did they pan up to shoot his balcony with his family, which included two horrendously plastic women?

I think one of whom is the aforementioned woman with "TITS that ATE the WORLD!" Holy clapping mammaries, Batman!

Originally Posted by ism

I must be the only one who liked the method of having some awards handed out at the seats, so that the nominees could be "scanned" while seated as the noms were announced, and also of the groups of nominees brought on stage all at once while the noms were announced.

I liked it too. Made the awards go by much faster.

Now if only they could chop out that middle section of the televised awards (i.e. short subjects, cinematographer, and others) the thing would be so much less boring. We want to see glamorous movie starts looking glamorous. I'm not saying they shouldn't give out awards for these things (because they should), but people at home don't really need to see it. Do what they do for the technical awards and have a prior awards ceremony.

Also, I agree with you ism about Chris Rock. Not that great.