Good Morning and Welcome to Hell

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Is this thread still going?

Falwell's death is like, SO last Tuesday.

That would put Falwell in Hell for nearly 48 hours. I wonder if he is still going through orientation?

[€uroMeinke]

Won't be celebrating, won't be missing him either - sad truth is there's legions just like him who continue his works.

[Gemini Cricket]

More Hitchens

[Alex]

I agree with Hitchens but if you aren't familiar with his views, he is pretty much as vitriolic about any religion and religious position.

[wendybeth]

Right on. Thanks, GC!

[NickO'Time]

Audios to just another politician. Won't miss the scumbag one bit.

BUH bye.

[Gn2Dlnd]

"Oui, madame, I understand you are on ze diet, but ze chef, he inseest on TWO cherries. Bon appetit!"

From Ann Coulter-

Let me be the first to say: I ALWAYS agreed with the Rev. Falwell.

Actually, there was one small item I think Falwell got wrong regarding his statement after 9/11 that "the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians -- who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle -- the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen.'"

First of all, I disagreed with that statement because Falwell neglected to specifically include Teddy Kennedy and "the Reverend" Barry Lynn.

Second, Falwell later stressed that he blamed the terrorists most of all, but I think that clarification was unnecessary. The necessary clarification was to note that God was at least protecting America enough not to allow the terrorists to strike when a Democrat was in the White House.

From Betty Bowers (whose comments I have been most eagerly anticipating)-

After Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Pat Robertson, Ted Haggard, Jerry Falwell and sundry other greedy frauds, it's a wonder the Lord hasn't pulled the licenses on all of His American franchises. But the 2,000-or-so-year delay in the perennially postponed Second Coming (to say nothing of sitting out that whole Holocaust thing) proves that the Lord is in no particular rush to do much of anything. Nevertheless, even the laziest deity must grow increasingly exercised (and trigger happy) in the face of someone devoting his entire life to giving that God a bad name. So, let's face it: when the Jerry said the Lord had revealed to him that he was living in the Final Days, a follow-up question for more specifics might not have been remiss.

...

As for the final destination on Jerry's journey, well, who amongst us mortals is to say for sure? Well, me, of course. Indeed, I performed a fairly reliable exercise in prognostication during lunch, almost more out of genuine curiosity than any anticipatory gloating. I had my help try squeezing a mildly anorexic camel through the eye of a generously wide needle (I am, if nothing, a fair woman when wishing ill on others). Alas, the results of this messy undertaking did not bode well for dear Jerry.

So close to Jesus, I toyed with telling Jerry, "That's enough bacon, dear" the day before,

Mrs. Betty Bowers

America's Best Christian

[Gn2Dlnd]

"Zut alor! I have meesed ze nuts!"



"*pop* C'est perfect! N'est pas?"

[Kevy Baby]

Wow






Just
Wow

[Ghoulish Delight]

While I appreciate this grand bit of irony that proves what a ridiculous self-feeding spiral of hate evangelism/zealotry is, the thought of these assholes compounding people's grief by disrupting a funeral, no matter whose funeral it is, still makes me ill.