Good Morning and Welcome to Hell

[innerSpaceman]

Well, as ridiculous as the Ozians were portrayed in "Wicked" for their ding-dong celebrations ... I rather lean towards "The Wizard of Oz" where those who were harmed or oppressed by the Wicked Witch of the East were rightful (not to mention entertaining) in breaking out into song and dance to rejoice at her demise.


As a gay man, a liberal, a secularist and a feminist ... a hearty chorus of "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" is exactly the dance I'm going to do .... but I'll stop short of doing it on the man's grave, marring his funeral rights, or dancing in the face of grieving loved ones.

Here on the LoT, though, I don't imagine much love lost at the loss of Jerry Fallwell ... and he does not deserve to fall well, but far.





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[Gemini Cricket]

You see the face on the TV screen
coming at you every Sunday
see that face on the billboard
that man is me

On the cover of the magazine
there's no question why I'm smiling
you buy a piece of paradise
you buy a piece of me

I'll get you everything you wanted
I'll get you everything you need
don't need to believe in hereafter
just believe in me

Cos Jesus he knows me
and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
oh yes he knows me
and he knows I'm right
and he's been telling me
everything is alright

I believe in the family
with my ever loving wife beside me
but she don't know about my girlfriend
or the man I met last night

Do you believe in God
cos that's what I'm selling
and if you wanna get to heaven
I'll see you right

You won't even have to leave your house
or get outta your chair
you don't even have to touch that dial
cos I'm everywhere

And Jesus he knows me
and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
oh yes he knows me
and he knows I'm right
well he's been telling me
everything's gonna be alright

Won't find me practising what I'm preaching
won't find me making no sacrifice
but I can get you a pocketful of miracles
if you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
just do as I say, don't do as I do

I'm counting my blessings,
I've found true happiness
cos I'm getting richer, day by day
you can find me in the phone book,
just call my toll free number
you can do it anyway you want
just do it right away

There'll be no doubt in your mind
you'll believe everything I'm saying
if you wanna get closer to him
get on your knees and start paying

Cos Jesus he knows me
and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
oh yes he knows me
and he knows I'm right
well he's been telling me
everything's gonna be alright, alright

Jesus he knows me
Jesus he knows me, you know...