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Beelzeboobs, Esq.
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Been there, done that, got the notorized copies of our marriage license to have on hand. However, since I'm the one that wears the pants in the relationship, so to speak, he is usually the one called Mr. Zobrist. Strangely, only my very traditional east coast family members ever call me Mrs. Elkins.
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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Let me set the scene...
We are at home and my wife has just started having contractions with our first baby. The phone rings, it's for me. "Hello" says the voice on the line. "I'm from connections a dateing service for local singles like yourself. Would you like a free trial membership?"
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