For Men Only Part 2: More Adventures At The Urinal

[Betty]

Originally Posted by Scrooge McSam

Obtuse angles, FTW

And for the shy guys, special bonus information - Can't get Willie to relax and make with the yellow when there are folks about? Scratch inside your navel and brace for the roaring stream.

I'm really learning here!

[innerSpaceman]

Or just pee in the sink.

[wendybeth]

I'm starting to realize why Eric's bathroom (IE toilet) is so disgusting.

[Alex]

You don't even want to go into the time when direction of aim and destination are mysteriously divergent things.

Or the dreaded split stream.

[Gemini Cricket]

Or you could sit while you pee like I do. In fact, I sit side saddle.







I'm kidding, of course.

[Betty]

Absolutely fascinating!

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Betty

Absolutely fascinating!

HEY!!! Get out of here. This is a dude thread.

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

HEY!!! Get out of here. This is a dude thread.

Oh, puhleeze! You guys hardly manage to stay out of the chick threads. In fact, some of you are major contributors.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

<necromantic powers activate>

I have recently discovered the joy of using the kiddie urinal. The main loo I use at work has urinals that are relatively rectangular and a drain that is about six inches below my babalones. I.e., they're spatter-riffic.

But one day not too long ago I was "forced" to use the kiddy urinal because the other one was in use and I needed to "go". Because it is the same size as the standard configuration, just mounted lower on the wall (in fact the top is below my junk), I quickly realized this gave be a huge advantage when it came to creating obtuse angles. Now I use it all the time and my legs don't get golden showered.

[Betty]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

<necromantic powers activate>

I have recently discovered the joy of using the kiddie urinal. The main loo I use at work has urinals that are relatively rectangular and a drain that is about six inches below my babalones. I.e., they're spatter-riffic.

But one day not too long ago I was "forced" to use the kiddy urinal because the other one was in use and I needed to "go". Because it is the same size as the standard configuration, just mounted lower on the wall (in fact the top is below my junk), I quickly realized this gave be a huge advantage when it came to creating obtuse angles. Now I use it all the time and my legs don't get golden showered.

Wow! This must be quite a day for you!