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Old 05-30-2007, 11:59 AM   #1
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It's all about angles. Ideally, you want to hit the urinal surface at an obtuse angle. The closer you get to 180° the lower chance you'll be hit. So if possible, don't stand directly in front of the urinal (I know dividers can make this impossible) or at least aim your stream as much as possible to the side. I've seem some urinals whose back wall is designed to facilitate this effect. I like those!
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It's all about angles. Ideally, you want to hit the urinal surface at an obtuse angle. The closer you get to 180° the lower chance you'll be hit. So if possible, don't stand directly in front of the urinal (I know dividers can make this impossible) or at least aim your stream as much as possible to the side. I've seem some urinals whose back wall is designed to facilitate this effect. I like those!
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It's all about angles.
Indeed. I also practice this procedure of pee.
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Ideally, you want to hit the urinal surface at an obtuse angle.
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Indeed. I also practice this procedure of pee.
Obtuse angles, FTW

And for the shy guys, special bonus information - Can't get Willie to relax and make with the yellow when there are folks about? Scratch inside your navel and brace for the roaring stream.

Which reminds me... Hi, Wendy!!

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Btw, and totally off topic- we're booked at the Grand Villas (two bedroom) from 6/16/10 through 6/22/10. There are three bathrooms, so when we have our Swank Villa gathering, you guys can whiz to your hearts content.

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Obtuse angles, FTW

And for the shy guys, special bonus information - Can't get Willie to relax and make with the yellow when there are folks about? Scratch inside your navel and brace for the roaring stream.
I'm really learning here!
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