Who Want's a Kidney?

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That whole donation process is baffling to me. I donated one of my kidneys to a close friend. When I saw him a few weeks later he said he had never used it. When I asked for it back he became indignant and claimed he didn't know where it was. I think he gave it to somebody else. I understand that he had been caught re-gifting a set of crystal flutes before, so, who knows.