Man are my cheeks sore - NEMO Spoilers ahead

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

WHOA! Items of value, you say? Hmmm... You have no idea what I'll do for a bearded dragon! Let's just say it involves 5 sets of chopsticks (the wooden, slivery kind), a child's plastic wading pool filled with Cool Whip, a naked store-front window mannequin (preferably with detachable limbs- you'll see why this is an important fact later in the evening), buckets, and I mean buckets of strawberry kiwi Astroglide and lastly, lots and lots of shaved tennis balls. Also, you are welcome to bring some friends but please, leave your morals behind.

You won't want them when I bring out the vaseline & shotgun.

I think this calls for a tarty mojo for Ally.