Poor, poor Paris Hilton

[blueerica]

Honestly, I just don't really care as much as everyone's trying to make me.

From what I understand, in an overcrowded jail situation, like the one where she was at, staph infections are rampant. There is the possibility she had a staph infection. But whatevs...

(OOh, the best/worst joke was "my staff gets an infection when Paris...")

She was looking at 23 days of solitary confinement (that sounds awful to me - no communications for 23 hours of the day, except for her lawyer, or whatever), or the full 45-days in house arrest. I'd go with getting the F out of dodge and taking the longer sentence, too. Wouldn't you, if you had the rash and the cash for it?