Breaking NEWS Martha to be released

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

At least, that's how her publicist has spun it.

Or how her bank accounts have spun it. Or is everyone lying and Martha is actually this emotionally broken, penniless woman, getting out of jail thinner because they starved her and with a free book deal because her lawyers can't get her out of a terrible contract and a television show on the FOX network actually entitled "America's Lousiest Home Furnishings"?

I'm not sure it's spin, honestly. The woman might not be as hunky-dory as her publicist would have her belive but she's doing better than anyone I know.