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Gemini Cricket · 07-26-2007, 07:51 PM

Homer: Dear Mr. Burns. I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood, and your card was just great! In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic! YOU STINK! Could you read that last part back to me?
Bart: You stink!
Homer: Heh-heh-heh, good. You are a senile, bucktoothed, old mummy, with bony girl arms, and you smell like…
Bart: An elephant's butt?
Homer: Heh-heh, an elephant's butt!

AllyOops! · 07-27-2007, 08:59 AM

*Mr Burns: ahoy hoy!

Ghoulish Delight · 07-27-2007, 09:10 AM

Ketchup...catsup. Ketchup...catsup. Whoo, I'm way over my head here.

Gemini Cricket · 07-27-2007, 09:46 AM

Lunchlady Doris: More testicles means more iron!

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-27-2007, 10:14 AM

Bart: *cracks knuckles* Ow! My bones are so brittle! But I always drink plenty of....malk?

Malk carton: Now with vitamin R

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-27-2007, 10:16 AM

Lisa goes into the kitchen, sees Bart eating bread.

Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed!
Bart: Yeah right, bread. You said: go to bread.
Lisa: [clenching her teeth] I said, go to bed!
Bart: Yeah. Go to bread.
Lisa: B-E-D! BED!
Bart: Ohhhhh, bed! Ohh! Anything you say, sis!

Gemini Cricket · 07-27-2007, 10:21 AM

Lunchlady Doris: There's very little meat in these gym mats.

Ghoulish Delight · 07-27-2007, 10:31 AM

Image of Mr. Burns on Smithers' computer: Hello Smithers. You're really good at turning me on.

AllyOops! · 07-27-2007, 12:21 PM

*Mr. Burns to Krusty: "Excuse me, where are the Burns O's?"

*Lunchlady Doris: "They're rich in bunly goodness"

*Krusty: "And now a word from our new sponsor, (groans) Percodan!"

LSPoorEeyorick · 07-27-2007, 12:29 PM

Kang: Oh, you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?

07-26-2007, 07:51 PM	#1
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Homer: Dear Mr. Burns. I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood, and your card was just great! In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic! YOU STINK! Could you read that last part back to me? Bart: You stink! Homer: Heh-heh-heh, good. You are a senile, bucktoothed, old mummy, with bony girl arms, and you smell like… Bart: An elephant's butt? Homer: Heh-heh, an elephant's butt!
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07-27-2007, 08:59 AM	#2
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	*Mr Burns: ahoy hoy!
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07-27-2007, 09:10 AM	#3
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Ketchup...catsup. Ketchup...catsup. Whoo, I'm way over my head here. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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07-27-2007, 09:46 AM	#4
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Lunchlady Doris: More testicles means more iron!
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07-27-2007, 10:14 AM	#5
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Bart: cracks knuckles Ow! My bones are so brittle! But I always drink plenty of....malk? Malk carton: Now with vitamin R __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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07-27-2007, 10:16 AM	#6
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Lisa goes into the kitchen, sees Bart eating bread. Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed! Bart: Yeah right, bread. You said: go to bread. Lisa: [clenching her teeth] I said, go to bed! Bart: Yeah. Go to bread. Lisa: B-E-D! BED! Bart: Ohhhhh, bed! Ohh! Anything you say, sis! __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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07-27-2007, 10:21 AM	#7
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Lunchlady Doris: There's very little meat in these gym mats.
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07-27-2007, 10:31 AM	#8
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Image of Mr. Burns on Smithers' computer: Hello Smithers. You're really good at turning me on. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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07-27-2007, 12:21 PM	#9
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Mr. Burns to Krusty: "Excuse me, where are the Burns O's?" Lunchlady Doris: "They're rich in bunly goodness" *Krusty: "And now a word from our new sponsor, (groans) Percodan!"
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07-27-2007, 12:29 PM	#10
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	Kang: Oh, you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?
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