"Mmmm... forbidden donut."

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*Lenny Leonard: "What? You've never seen a naked chick standing on a clam shell?"

*Mr. Burns: "Look at him standing on his hind legs! Just like Rory Calhoun."

*Homer (to Grady & Julio, his temporary roommates): "You guys don't have a gay time machine, do you?"
*Julio: "Yes, it's called Grady's shoe closet!"
*Grady: "Um, Julio? Ouch.

*Homer:"Margarita? That's mexican for Marge! I'll take that as a sign!" (as he gulps the entire pitcher)