"Mmmm... forbidden donut."

[Gemini Cricket]

Don Brodka: I'm calling your parents! Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas. (Hangs up) They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering machine, that's right.

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Don Brodka: Hey, kid: one more thing. If you ever set foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall. Capisce?.... Well, do you understand?
Bart: Everything except "capisce".

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Marge: That's crazy Bart's not a shoplifter, he's just a little boy.
Brodka: Oh sure, now he's a little boy stealing little toys but someday he will be a grown man stealing stadiums and-and quarries.