Alive and Well

[innerSpaceman]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Here's what I say:
Boo to the canoe girls.
AND
Boo to the boy CMs on Storybookland Canal Boats.

Public Mojo. Sexist, perhaps, but it's a frelling SHOW and these are CAST MEMBERS. Boys riding sidesaddle on storybookland canal boats are beyond faggy, and not entertaining anyone.

Girls NEVER (well, practically never) paddled canoes in the Western Frontier. Geebus, these are the worst examples of political incorrectness at Disneyland attractions.



(oh, and I'll try to post the "bottom" half of Hot Canoe Boy later. Alas, neither naked nor one of a quad jacuzzi invasion. I'm not even sure the costume allows for the revelation of much package. But that's all part of the suitability of Hot Canoe Boy in my personal below decks, and nothing to do with his suitability to paddle canoes ... which the photo reveals he is quite capable of. Not only that, the last of a dying breed of Hot Canoe Boys. He's the lone cutie I've seen there in a long, long time.)