Dear:

[BarTopDancer]

Dear people in my office,

I am not a mind reader. Please give me details. Also, when I come by because your boss and my boss told me to, it would be nice of you to cooperate. I won't be the one dealing with an angry boss because you won't.

Dear weather,

knock it off.

Dear candy dish at my co-workers desk,

Yes, you are beautiful and I love you. You are bad for my diet.

I'm sorry. But it's over.


Love,

~ me