Dear:

[Mousey Girl]

Dear bottle of X19...Bite me.

Signed,
Thanks for stating the obvious.

[Moonliner]

Dear Females:

OK, I get it. You like to speak in code. "Where would you like to go to dinner?", I ask. "Oh I don't care" , you reply. Meaning of course you want to go anywhere but where I want to go (ie the Hungry Heifer). It's genetic with you lot and it's not going to change. I can live with that.

But why can't you seem to understand that we do not speak in code? "Hey babe, I'm going to bed early tonight" means "I'm tired and I'm going to bed early tonight". When you ask my opinion between Ivory, Off white and eggshell my reply of "I don't care, pick the one you like" it means "pick the one you like". It is NOT code for "I need more choices to select from".

[Ponine]

Dear Traci;
Did you ever notice that I in fact posted pictures of YOUR dogs?
I was very sad that you did not see them before you logged off that day.



Dear Moonliner,
Sometimes, men DO speak in code. Honey, I think we should go to bed early tonight, can very often mean, Honey, I dont want to watch tv today, I would very much like to go to bed early and practice the horizontal tango with you.

Sincerly,
Ponine