Dear:

[BarTopDancer]

Dear co-worker,

I respect your desire to eat 2 frozen meals at lunch time. I really do. But it is super duper rude to put one in the microwave and then put the other one in right after that - especially when there is a line and they take 7 minutes each to cook. Now, you may be able to eat a meal in 7 minutes but please, let the rest of us have a shot of the microwave too.

Thank you,

Your office.