Harumph! - Page 6

ozron · 09-07-2007, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I didn't get a harumph outta that guy

Thanks, Kevy. Somebody had to say it.

Snowflake · 09-07-2007, 08:02 AM

1. Sense of humor.
Yes, in spades

2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10".
Sorry, only 5'4"

3. 32 to 42 yrs old.
46, too old

4. Employed.
Yes and making a decent wage, too.

5. Ambitious.
Depends

6. Not too skinny, not too plump.
Overly plump, I'm afraid

7. Must worship me.
I do, but I'm just a fag hag

8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby!
Yes, I'm a hunka hunka burning love, just not your type

9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome.
I'll take an Italian!

10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...
Fine with me

11. Cute smile.
Some think so

12. Brains.
Addled and rattled, but I've got them and they work

Is that so hard to find?
Apparently this week, yes.

SacTown Chronic · 09-07-2007, 08:03 PM

Damn, GC! I hit the first eight on your list and 9 out of 12 overall. Which somehow makes me a better match for you than JW Bear's guy. Odd. As for the last point, well, surely 'plenty' isn't too far from 'enormous', right? Right?

And for the record, a person could live two lifetimes and not see a more wonderful smile than the one iSm sports.

JWBear · 09-07-2007, 10:21 AM

Sorry Brad, all our gay friends are partnered or lesbian.... with one exception. But I'm afraid he fails at least 4 of your requirements.

Gemini Cricket · 09-07-2007, 02:40 PM

Heath Ledger just split up with Michelle Williams...
Their lives are playing out like the movie Brokeback.
I'm just saying... he's available now.

katiesue · 09-07-2007, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Heath Ledger just split up with Michelle Williams...
Their lives are playing out like the movie Brokeback.
I'm just saying... he's available now.

I call dibs!

RStar · 09-07-2007, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Heath Ledger just split up with Michelle Williams...
Their lives are playing out like the movie Brokeback.
I'm just saying... he's available now.

Dibs on Michelle!

Gemini Cricket · 09-07-2007, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RStar

Dibs on Michelle!

"Have her then, but you're a lordly fool. She's been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you... it takes a woman to know it."

innerSpaceman · 09-08-2007, 09:26 AM

Oh please. Ex-Senator Craig's wife stood dutifully by his side.

Wives understand when their man has a gay thang going on the sly. If the man's successful enough, and worth putting up with their filthy secret for the sake of status and the children.

I daresay you measure up on those accounts, scaeagles.

innerSpaceman · 09-07-2007, 03:30 PM

G.C., you are under doctor's orders not to even type the word Brokeback.

Say 12 hail marys.

09-07-2007, 08:02 AM	#2
Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	1. Sense of humor. Yes, in spades 2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10". Sorry, only 5'4" 3. 32 to 42 yrs old. 46, too old 4. Employed. Yes and making a decent wage, too. 5. Ambitious. Depends 6. Not too skinny, not too plump. Overly plump, I'm afraid 7. Must worship me. I do, but I'm just a fag hag 8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby! Yes, I'm a hunka hunka burning love, just not your type 9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome. I'll take an Italian! 10. Not flaming. I'll supply that... Fine with me 11. Cute smile. Some think so 12. Brains. Addled and rattled, but I've got them and they work Is that so hard to find? Apparently this week, yes. __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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09-07-2007, 08:03 PM	#3
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Damn, GC! I hit the first eight on your list and 9 out of 12 overall. Which somehow makes me a better match for you than JW Bear's guy. Odd. As for the last point, well, surely 'plenty' isn't too far from 'enormous', right? Right? And for the record, a person could live two lifetimes and not see a more wonderful smile than the one iSm sports.
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09-07-2007, 10:21 AM	#4
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Sorry Brad, all our gay friends are partnered or lesbian.... with one exception. But I'm afraid he fails at least 4 of your requirements. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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09-07-2007, 02:40 PM	#5
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Heath Ledger just split up with Michelle Williams... Their lives are playing out like the movie Brokeback. I'm just saying... he's available now.
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09-08-2007, 09:26 AM	#9
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Oh please. Ex-Senator Craig's wife stood dutifully by his side. Wives understand when their man has a gay thang going on the sly. If the man's successful enough, and worth putting up with their filthy secret for the sake of status and the children. I daresay you measure up on those accounts, scaeagles.
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09-07-2007, 03:30 PM	#10
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	G.C., you are under doctor's orders not to even type the word Brokeback. Say 12 hail marys.
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