Harumph!

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by katiesue

I haven't been on a date since the 80's - I don't want to hear about it

Well! :saying it loud for all to hear: I'll help you. I'll think about all the single men I know and consider them for you.

[katiesue]

Many thanks. I work in an office with one person (for the last 8 years) so my contact with the outside world is limited. If I find any hot gay guys they are definatley going your way!

[MouseWife]

Sorry, GC, no one else has ever asked for some lovin' so I don't know their preferences.

Hmm. I mean, no one has asked me to find them some.

[RStar]

Well, I don't think I can be much help. I only know two gays, outside of LoT.

My 45 yr old brother, in and out of prison, 6' tall, 123 lbs, no teeth, HIV poss with a T Cell count of 99, unempolyed. Not realy an option.

The second is my aunt. Sorry.

[MouseWife]

That Guy~ that is true. GC, don't give up on that one! I've been to them, myself. I told them I had a drinking problem, every time I drink, I spill it on myself!! Corny but it is true!

RStar~ I don't get this about your aunt???

[Gemini Cricket]

From time to time, I dream that there's some wonderful man out there thinking about meeting someone exactly like me. Sigh.

[CoasterMatt]

Kind of like Mr. Limpet dreamt about being a fish?

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

It has been suggested that I specify what my type is. That way all the prospective Yentes out there can fix me up just right:

1. Sense of humor.
2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10".
3. 32 to 42 yrs old.
4. Employed.
5. Ambitious.
6. Not too skinny, not too plump.
7. Must worship me.
8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby!
9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome.
10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...
11. Cute smile.
12. Brains.

Is that so hard to find?

*licks pencil*

"Brains...is last...on list." Got it.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Ok let's see ---


1. Sense of humor. --- Hmm, I'm fairly funny

2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10". --- I'm 6'3" ish

3. 32 to 42 yrs old. -- -Yeah, 36

4. Employed. --- Not me..

5. Ambitious.--- not an ambitious bone in my body.

6. Not too skinny, not too plump.--- I am fat.

7. Must worship me. --- Not into S&M, sorry

8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby! --- Fire is fun, especially Mutaytor!

9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome. - nope, no and I owned boots about 18 years ago.

10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...-- No flame here. Not gay either so...

11. Cute smile. - Nope

12. Brains. -- Empty - just like George Bush...

Sorry GC --- I scored pretty low.

[Kevy Baby]

I didn't get a harumph outta that guy