Harumph!

Snowflake · 09-07-2007, 08:02 AM

1. Sense of humor.
Yes, in spades

2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10".
Sorry, only 5'4"

3. 32 to 42 yrs old.
46, too old

4. Employed.
Yes and making a decent wage, too.

5. Ambitious.
Depends

6. Not too skinny, not too plump.
Overly plump, I'm afraid

7. Must worship me.
I do, but I'm just a fag hag

8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby!
Yes, I'm a hunka hunka burning love, just not your type

9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome.
I'll take an Italian!

10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...
Fine with me

11. Cute smile.
Some think so

12. Brains.
Addled and rattled, but I've got them and they work

Is that so hard to find?
Apparently this week, yes.

09-07-2007, 08:02 AM	#20
Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	1. Sense of humor. Yes, in spades 2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10". Sorry, only 5'4" 3. 32 to 42 yrs old. 46, too old 4. Employed. Yes and making a decent wage, too. 5. Ambitious. Depends 6. Not too skinny, not too plump. Overly plump, I'm afraid 7. Must worship me. I do, but I'm just a fag hag 8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby! Yes, I'm a hunka hunka burning love, just not your type 9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome. I'll take an Italian! 10. Not flaming. I'll supply that... Fine with me 11. Cute smile. Some think so 12. Brains. Addled and rattled, but I've got them and they work Is that so hard to find? Apparently this week, yes. __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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