Dear:

[Mousey Girl]

Dear Remy,

You are a very sweet little girl. I know they bought you at Petco. Petco's rodent track record is 1 out of 4, so please make this 2 out of 5.

To the other Girls, get over it. She is a baby. She still has her baby fuzz. Be nice (especially you Smurf). Quit the snits you all seem to be in.

Love, Mommy.


To The Boss,

When I go up to tell you I am sick and need to go home, it is not time to play Let's Make a Deal. I came in because I had a problem order on my desk that I needed to make sure got taken care of. I could have just called out sick, but I didn't. I have only gone home sick twice in a year. You have another person who seems to set her own schedual. Before you get onto me, try looking at Little Miss Perfect.

Signed, the one who cleans up after LMP