End Of Summer Bonfire in Newport Sept. 22nd

[Strangler Lewis]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

I sense schism

So the old Jew falls overboard while on a cruise and when they find him two years later on a remote island, he has rebuilt his entire community out of trees and mud. The rescuers are full of admiration as he shows them the supermarket, the police department, the post office, etc. Then they come to where there are two temples across the street from each other. "Two temples?" says a rescuer. "What do you need two temples for?" The old Jew replies, "That one I go to. The other one, I wouldn't be caught dead in."

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Only once a year? I'm going to convert!

Hell, it's better than nothing.