What happens when the Cone-Meinke's can't sleep

[Mr. Fusion]

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R Us kid,
There's a million things at Toys 'R Us that I can play with,
From bikes to trains to video games,
It's the biggest toy store there is
(Gee wiz!)
I don't wanna grow up cause maybe if I did,
I wouldn't be a Toys 'R Us kid.
(More games, more toys, oh boy!)
I wanna be a Toys 'R Us Kid!

Wow. Did I really pull that whole thing out of my brain?

It's a good time
For the great taste
Of McDonald's.

Bring out the Hellman's,
And bring out the best.

Tum, tum, tum, tum, Tuuuums!

My dog's faster than your dog,
My dog's bigger than yours,
My dog's better 'cause he gets Ken-L Ration,
My dog's better than yours.

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs,
what kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?....
(Memory is failing me now)

Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks,
Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
Love hotdogs, Armour hot dogs,
The dogs...kids...love...to...biiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!

(Thank you 'Demolition Man', though we never do figure out how the heck they use the three seashells.)