If Hitch Weren't So Fat, He'd Roll Over in His Grave

[Strangler Lewis]

The original Sleuth film remains an all-time favorite. I saw it in the theatres with my parents when I was 10. Oddly, that same year they would not allow me to see The Poseidon Adventure. They did, however, take me to Cabaret. I will certainly see the remake.

Re the remake of The Birds: I smell global warming.

And now: a tasteless remark:

Kevy: would you settle for sex with Suzanne Pleshette? She's available and all patched up.