Sometimes the Words Do Come

[CoasterMatt]

One time when a lady nearly ran me over at a delightful intersection I have to deal with every day, I threw a half full can of soda in through her passenger window (the window was open)- sprayed soda all over her white leather interior. She hardly even paused her phone conversation.

I've banged a few hoods of people who don't seem to understand that you frickin' STOP for a red light and a group of pedestrians trying to cross. One guy tried to get out of his car to confront me, and I took a once in a lifetime chance and slammed him in his own door - the people in the cars behind him were honking their horns, cuz the light had changed.