St. Pat's day - Page 3

Name · 03-17-2005, 02:57 PM

ewww....I think I need more to drink now

mhrc4 · 03-17-2005, 03:00 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm guinessssssssssssssssss

Prudence · 03-17-2005, 03:49 PM

While I fully support the consumption of alcoholic beverages, I want to know whose bright idea it was to authorize pinching people who aren't wearing green. Because some people are seriously out for blood. If you break the skin, it's no longer a fun holiday gesture. And if I don't know you and you come anywhere close to pinching my boobs I will not even pretend it's an accident when I break your fingers. (And if I do know you, and you pinch my boobs, and you are not my husband, I likely know even better ways to reek my re-wengay.)

I propose a series of new holidays. How about a holiday honoring the Japanese and I get to steal the car of anyone who uses Western-style eating utensils? Or we could honor the French and anyone who isn't wearing an (orange) beret gets whacked upside the head with a baguette?

Professional party pooper -- available for hire.

Somebody get me a drink.

Not Afraid · 03-17-2005, 03:54 PM

I have 3 stitches on my chin. The reason I have 3 stitches is because, in the 3rd grade, Joey Nemcheck and Tom Rish were trying to pinch me (even though I was wearing green). The came in for the one-two pinch that knocked me straight down, onto the blacktop, on my chin.

Somehow or orther I end up telling that story every St. Paddy's Day.

€uroMeinke · 03-17-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Prudence

I want to know whose bright idea it was to authorize pinching people who aren't wearing green. ...if I do know you, and you pinch my boobs, and you are not my husband, I likely know even better ways to reek my re-wengay.

You're supposed to pinch thier boobs? I've been doing this all wrong...

Claire · 03-17-2005, 04:29 PM

This morning I threatened my children with their lives......no pinching at school!! I hate the pinching portion of this revered holiday.

Up with drinking.

Down with pinching.

MickeyD · 03-17-2005, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Claire

Up with drinking.

Down with pinching.

Here here! I'll drink to that!

Motorboat Cruiser · 03-17-2005, 05:24 PM

If you want to try a unique and delicious Irish treat, there is a liquer (kind of hard to find but getting more popular) called Celtic Crossing. It is a honey flavored Irish whisky that is very very smooth. Highly recommended.

Happy St, Paddy's day, everyone!

Tramspotter · 03-17-2005, 06:13 PM

An Beautiful Irish toast:

whether you be a tinker a trinker

may you always have a roof for the rains

A hat for the sun

a fire for the cold

tea for your soul

spirits for your spirits

stout for your mates

a bit o crumpet for yer toger

(OK so I'm drunk) So what!?

I'll save the real sacarine sweet toasts for your weding you bloody wanker. Gah! Better not catch any of you tossers wearing Orange today bah... I love you guys....

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03-17-2005, 03:49 PM	#23
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	While I fully support the consumption of alcoholic beverages, I want to know whose bright idea it was to authorize pinching people who aren't wearing green. Because some people are seriously out for blood. If you break the skin, it's no longer a fun holiday gesture. And if I don't know you and you come anywhere close to pinching my boobs I will not even pretend it's an accident when I break your fingers. (And if I do know you, and you pinch my boobs, and you are not my husband, I likely know even better ways to reek my re-wengay.) I propose a series of new holidays. How about a holiday honoring the Japanese and I get to steal the car of anyone who uses Western-style eating utensils? Or we could honor the French and anyone who isn't wearing an (orange) beret gets whacked upside the head with a baguette? Professional party pooper -- available for hire. Somebody get me a drink. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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03-17-2005, 03:54 PM	#24
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I have 3 stitches on my chin. The reason I have 3 stitches is because, in the 3rd grade, Joey Nemcheck and Tom Rish were trying to pinch me (even though I was wearing green). The came in for the one-two pinch that knocked me straight down, onto the blacktop, on my chin. Somehow or orther I end up telling that story every St. Paddy's Day.
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03-17-2005, 04:29 PM	#26
Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	This morning I threatened my children with their lives......no pinching at school!! I hate the pinching portion of this revered holiday. Up with drinking. Down with pinching. __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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03-17-2005, 05:24 PM	#28
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	If you want to try a unique and delicious Irish treat, there is a liquer (kind of hard to find but getting more popular) called Celtic Crossing. It is a honey flavored Irish whisky that is very very smooth. Highly recommended. Happy St, Paddy's day, everyone!
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03-17-2005, 06:13 PM	#29
Tramspotter Show me on the bear. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: LA Posts: 445	An Beautiful Irish toast: whether you be a tinker a trinker may you always have a roof for the rains A hat for the sun a fire for the cold tea for your soul spirits for your spirits stout for your mates a bit o crumpet for yer toger (OK so I'm drunk) So what!? I'll save the real sacarine sweet toasts for your weding you bloody wanker. Gah! Better not catch any of you tossers wearing Orange today bah... I love you guys....
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