Clark Griswald Ain't Got Nothin on These People...

[Jazzman]

Bubble lights! Awesome! I remember when I was a kid and those were the coolest things about the tree. I'd stand there mesmerized by them, and Mom would constantly call from the other room, "Okay, that's long enough! Turn them off now so they don't burn down the tree!" and I'd have to switch them off for twenty minutes to cool down.

Those things are great. Hurray for Yule Tide Fire Hazards!