For $50 grand, you too can name a school after yourself

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Wow. In high school, when I read about the world's hardships, I continued to worry about boys.

If I were more caring and less lazy, I might raise money for a school. And if I were more caring and less lazy, my school would be called Audra's Academy of Awesomeness.

So it's probably a good thing for the downtrodden youths of the world that I am less caring and more lazy than this girl.