Soooo....

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by JWBear

When I get missionaries at my door, I turn the flame way up and tell them, "I'm not interested, do you want to talk to my boyfriend?" You should see how fast those boys flee!

Lol! They all know my MIL lives with a heathen- they're terrified the Catholics are gonna get their mitts on her. (She'd be a much better Catholic than she is a Mormon- she spends half of her time ditching them). My sis watched the house last summer while we were on vacation and one of the kids from her church showed up early one morning. (Big mistake). Bobbi answered the door and the kid said he was there to collect fast offering money from Trudy. Bobbi said she was on vacation, but the kid still stood there with that big folksy smile on his face, which only irritated Bobbi further. He said he still needed the money, at which point Bobbi said " I'm Catholic- I'm not giving you anything!"

The next week nearly every friend of Trudy's called her or just showed up unannounced for a 'visit'.

The good thing is we don't get too many missionary visits.

[Gemini Cricket]

I'm re-watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
I swear, Liv Tyler looks and sounds like she should be in a Massengil commercial. I'm just saying...

[Prudence]

I am bored. Really really bored. And stuck in bar review class listening to a particularly poor lecturer. I'm very very bored. And I can't leave. And no one is entertaining me.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

I would tap-dance. But my shoes are elsewhere.

[tracilicious]

So...does everyone on the planet wear size nine shoes, or do shoe stores simply delight in being out of my size in every pair of shoes that I like?

[CoasterMatt]

I crumbled bacon in my macaroni and cheese, and it was good.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

So...does everyone on the planet wear size nine shoes, or do shoe stores simply delight in being out of my size in every pair of shoes that I like?

Is that whole shoe size thing true with women too?

[CoasterMatt]

Anybody wanna see how high an iPod Classic can FLY?!?!

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Anybody wanna see how high an iPod Classic can FLY?!?!

I'm sooo afraid to ask how you would know that....

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by Disneyphile

Satan just knocked on my door, asking to borrow a parka.

Nothing to do with the team. Just some crap going on that I was trying to avoid.

I went and we kicked ass! I would have been so mad if I stayed home.