99 Words for Boobs

[Ghoulish Delight]

The car, perchance?

[Not Afraid]

Where was I? No, not the car. I was in the lobby of Royce Hall.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Where was I? No, not the car. I was in the lobby of Royce Hall.

Haha, no I mean, perhaps he was referring to the Indian car company TaTa, which has been in the news for producing a $2500 car.

[€uroMeinke]

I have trouble with the word "boobies" - I much prefer tits, breasts, or cleavage,

[Kevy Baby]

The "problem" I have with Tits (the word, not the actually things) is that every time I hear the word, I think back to George Carlin's Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV routine and the segment on Tits

Originally Posted by George Carlin

...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does not belong on the list.

[RStar]

Originally Posted by Chernabog

Fine fine. I'll start a "101 Things To Call A Dick" in the other thread.

Fine. Go ahead. Mine's Brunno. My wife named it.

Although I'm partial to:

"Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower"

"Tobias the Cheeky Monkey"

"One Eyed Wonder Weasel"

"Granite Edifice"

Or

"Gristle Missle"

[Prudence]

I have a sudden urge to listen to "Firing the Surgeon General".

[Cadaverous Pallor]

All of the more "fun" euphemisms for penises gross me out, blech. And I love me some c0ck, so go figure.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Heh, I liked his use of "Picasso Cubes" as euphemism for boobs - excellent gag.